MAIL

To whom this may concern:

If you were thinking about sending me a package, STOP RIGHT THERE. Don't send it. You've missed your chance. I'm going to be home in 4 weeks, and your package is going to take longer than that to get here. Send it to one of my parents and they'll make sure I get it. Or you can give it to me when you see me! It's sooner than you think!

Please send mail no later than MAY 1ST. That will give it a good two weeks to get here. Or, again, you can send it to one of my parents.

And if you weren't planning on doing either of those things, well, then you can just completely ignore this. :-D

26 days until America!!!